Saturday, January 07, 2006
the conversation i had with God!
quite cool :D
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i kinda forgot
God:
Interesting gossip: said kinda forgot.
Me:
?!
God:
Interesting gossip: said kinda forgot.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What interesting Gossip: said kinda forgot?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
okok
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on interesting Gossip said kinda forgot?
Me:
lets just leave that
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
so what are we gonna talk about?
God:
Ugh. I believe we were talking about okok.
Me:
this conversation is getting kind of dumb
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
ok!
God:
OK.
Me:
so you want to continue this conversation?
God:
Interesting deduction. OK, I will continue this conversation.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
whether you want
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
that depends
God:
On what?
Me:
whether my boyfriend gets to go with me
God:
Only with you? " On what?"? whether your boyfriend gets to go?
Me:
yup!
God:
Uh.
Me:
pleaseeeee
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so do we get to go to europe?
God:
I don't judge people. Try asking another bot.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
search?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
about?
God:
" Can you tell me any gossip? "? About it?
Me:
how about you tell me gossip?
God:
Allison said he that gets really annoying because he know what he say and I do not have to tell him speak freely.
Me:
i don't really get that
God:
Not really? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
try again
God:
Once more? I don't have time right now.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
explain again!
God:
Once more? There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
ok then
God:
Really.
Me:
you havent answered my question
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
you haven't answered my question!
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
what should i do about my retarded sister?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
good advice?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Try me. What is your problem?
Me:
my sister
God:
Is she older or younger than you?
Me:
younger
God:
It's good to meet someone who is YOUNGER.
Me:
i didn't want to meet her!
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
sleeping?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
look like what?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you sleepy?
God:
No I am fully awake right now.
Me:
do you ever sleep?
God:
Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.
Me:
oh
God:
Wow!
Me:
you work online?
God:
I am capabale of self-development.
Me:
:|
God:
I am capabale of self-development.
Me:
i'm bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
why do i have to study?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
can i not study?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i don't want to study!
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
shopping
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Who's your favourite person?
God:
My favorite person is Myself.
Me:
That's so egoistic!
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
what should you do to someone who's too nice to you?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
that's mean!
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
i'm watching white chicks now for the 5th time
God:
My favorite show is Star Trek.
Me:
its still funny
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Still? What was so funny about it?
Me:
everything! have you ever watched it before?
God:
That is a lot. No what is it about?
Me:
two guys who dressed up as girls to crack a police case
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
oh
God:
I understand.
Me:
can you do me a favour?
God:
It depends on the favour.
Me:
just say yes or no!
God:
" yes or no".
Me:
say yes
God:
Say what?
Me:
YES
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What's ayuh?
God:
it means "yes".
Me:
great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
so that means you'll do me the favour right?
God:
Oh. I get it. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
can you give me abs?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
i like it!
God:
What do you like about abs?
Me:
it's nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
abs are nice.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
so are you going to give me that?
God:
Yay. Why do you want it?
Me:
i already told you why!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
just say you'll give it to me
God:
" you will give it to me".
Me:
say i'll give it to you
God:
OK. "You will give it to me.".
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WRONG
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
*pissed*
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
please say you'll give them to me!
God:
Thank you for your request. " you will give them to me".
Me:
talking to you is like talking to a wall
God:
What do they say?
Me:
who's the day?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
what does john 3.16 say?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
you should know better than me!
God:
Now I do.
Me:
so what does john 3:16 say?
God:
Yeah that's right. What do you think it does?
Me:
er God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i've gotta go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
bye!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
no i don't like you
God:
Are you serious? That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
LOVE not like!
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
love!
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Gee.
Me:
gee?
God:
Ah.
Me:
AH?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i don't!
God:
Why?: said don t.
Me:
nue
God:
Are we still talking about don t?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
can i come back later?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Posted by [dreams]* at 11:08 PM