Saturday, December 10, 2005
i've been reading the all american girl and its quite funny.
haha maybe i shd blog like she writes.
Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate My Physics Tutor:
10. After going through an exam paper, he'll say "AIYA! You could have gotten an A for this paper you know! Always throwing away marks to carelessness and definition! Nvm, next time..." BUT! next time never comes. haha. lousy student la. :P
9. The 4 strands of hair on his wrist. It's so freaky that his whole arm is hairless and right at the top, where the wrist is, are 4 strands of hair. Of which one is SUPER long! GOSH. (yishu! Does this remind you of someone? :P)
8. How he lives so far from novena, that when I want to call him to cancel at the last minute, he's already at novena. And if I make him go back, I'll feel damn evil. Haha
7. How he managed to take 2 S-papers and get DISTINCTIONS FOR BOTH OF THEM AND A'S FOR THE REST OF HIS SUBJECT. Except GP! HAH! I'm gonna try to get an A for my GP!
6. How he replies to my jokes so unhumourously.
Him: So how do you know that the cart will stop moving at 5.88 seconds?
Me: Er, cos it's happy?
Him: So how do you know when its happy?
Me: When I give it a lollipop?
Him: So when are you gonna give it a lollipop?
Me: HAIYAH! I obviously don't know right! Stop asking!
And FYI, this convo really took place this afternoon. When he was going through the promo paper.
5. How he always tries to wake me up by forcing me to do questions when I'm sleepy. :O
4. HE'S TALL! AND SKINNY. Dang.
3. He earns $50 for 2 hours of fun, laughter, peace and joy with me. ARGH!
2. The way he gives me a blank look when I ask him to explain again. Tsk. Can't believe he doesn't notice me zoning out during his lesson!
And the number 1, the reason why I hate him is because.
1. HE GETS TO GO TO GERMANY FOR A FREAKING MONTH! TO EAT YUMMY GERMAN SAUSAGES AND DRINK GOOD BEER!! *SCREAMS* I'M SO FREAKING JEALOUS! Without his parents too!
Posted by [dreams]* at 7:31 PM