Saturday, December 10, 2005
Another edition of the All Singaporean Girl (My sis insisted! :( )
Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate My Sister:
10. She spends all her money on food. When I need food, I always have no money. WHY? Cos I spent it all on clothes. Dang.
9. She always orders the nicest food for herself. Like if we go to KFC, she'll order banditto pocket with CHEESE FRIES AND ROOTBEER. And what does she get me? Popcorn Chicken with pathetic whipped potato and pepsi. I HATE PEPSI. And when i ask her to share, she pretends she didn't hear me. MEANO!
8. She's not supposed to look at this now, but she is. And screeching with every word I type. TSK. GO AWAY.
7. She has no bloody boyfriend. (Mr Smelly Bolster doesn't really count.) INSTEAD, She has two guys vying for her attention! I only have a cat! UNFAIR!
6. She screams at me to "CLEAR YOUR KFC STUFF NOW!" "AND I MEAN NOW!" "HURRY UP!" And I actually do it. Gosh! Yes, that's how much control my sister has over me.
5. When I'm using the computer, she'll wade over to me and push me aside, just to play music. And if that isn't bad enough, she SINGS ALONG!
4. When i ask her to shut up, she SCREAMS. In this super whiny and high voice that makes you shudder. So.... Huh?! What was that you were saying again?
3. She doesn't want to go swimming with me!!!! Or jogging!!! Or do crunches!!!! Or do pushups!!! *wails* No prizes for guessing her weight! :D
2. She's smarter than me! And she got the edusave scholarship thing! Talk about being jealous!
And the number 1 reason why I hate her?
1. SHE DOESN'T SHARE. HMPF!
Posted by [dreams]* at 9:52 PM